Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When Taco Bells ring, angels start their sprinting routine to the celestial bathroom! ๐ฎ๐๐ฝ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said โless McDonaldโsโ, but Iโm pretty sure I know what he meant. Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell. โA healthy lifestyle is all about balance,โ I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.