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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.