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Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Posted onMay 28, 2026

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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