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Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂
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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.
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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯
Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.
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Toddler-approved: The highest honor one can achieve before 9 p.m.! 👶❤️🏆
A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.
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🤣😂 Well, when it comes to secrets, silence is definitely golden… unless your friends have already mined those nuggets! 💎🙊
I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.
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Clearly confidence levels are breaking all-time records, just like my cringe meter! 🤪📈
It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.
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This explains why I'm constantly terrified of algebra… 😱📚🤯
Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.
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Taking notes for the next office meeting: 1) Develop imposter syndrome, 2) Teach a masterclass on "How Not to Do Your Job" 😂📋💼
I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.
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If only being annoyed could lower my electric bill! 🔌😤⚡️
Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…
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Being self-declared "nice" is like adding "world's best musician" to your own playlist 🎶😅😜
The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.
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That's why they're always striking up a conversation! 🎳😂💬