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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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