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Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

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Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Making waves on Discord:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Just shared via X:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Trending via WeChat:

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

Going viral on Facebook:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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33 shares on Discord this month:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

28 shares on X this month:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

62 shares on X this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

84 shares on Discord this month:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Spotted on Threads:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Going viral on Messenger:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

Going viral on Twitch:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Just landed via Telegram:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Trending via X:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

Broadcasted on X:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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