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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Seen just now on Threads:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Breaking via WeChat:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Reported on Telegram:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Spotted on Threads:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Seen just now on Slack:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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Funny bad choice quotes are the perfect way to laugh at life’s little oops moments 😅😂 Whether it’s a wild decision or a hilarious misstep, these quotes turn mistakes into pure comedy gold 💥🎉 Ready to embrace your inner goofball and celebrate those wonderfully wrong moves? Let’s dive into some laughs that prove bad choices can be the best stories! 🙃🤣 #Oops #LaughItOff

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Going viral on Slack:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Going viral on YouTube:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Trending via WeChat:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Just shared via Instagram:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Just shared via WeChat:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Spotted on Threads:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Just landed via Discord:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Going viral on Reddit:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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Living la vida taco!

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