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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Live now on Reddit:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Just landed via Threads:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Spotted on Facebook:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Spotted on YouTube:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Going viral on Reddit:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

23 shares on Threads this month:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Seen just now on Slack:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Just landed via Snapchat:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Trending via Messenger:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Trending via Discord:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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