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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Just landed via Instagram:

I like you because we hate the same people.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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