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Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,607

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Just shared via Twitch:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Just shared via X:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Spotted on Discord:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Just shared via X:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

Spotted on Slack:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Shared recently on X:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

18 shares on X this month:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

27 shares on Slack this month:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

39 shares on Discord this month:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,300

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Shared recently on WeChat:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Spotted on Instagram:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Going viral on Twitch:

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

Seen just now on X:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Spotted on Instagram:

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

Just landed via Threads:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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