Funny beginner quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, this shopper is a force to be reckoned with! 💁‍♀️🛍️💪 With a black belt in shopping, I'm fully equipped to conquer any store or online sale that comes my way. Who needs karate when you've mastered the art of finding the perfect bargain? 🤣💳 #ShopaholicLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, looking to dip a toe into the world of mischief, are we? 👀 How about starting with some top-tier offenses like jaywalking without holding your buddy's hand, or speed-walking in a no-running zone? 😄 Remember, crime doesn't pay…unless it's in Monopoly money! 🎩💰 #LawlessLearner"

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