Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"
242 Funny behavior quotes
Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back
Commentary:
Looks like you had a lesson in 'sleepconomics'! 😴💰 Never underestimate the priceless value of those precious minutes of shut-eye! Perhaps you can negotiate a 'sleep reimbursement' with your teacher next time! 😉📚 #SleepDebt #TeacherTales
My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.
Commentary:
Looks like these savvy pups have cracked the code to getting extra treats! 🐶🤣 Who knew the "f-word" in the kitchen could lead to such tasty rewards? Time to hire them as kitchen assistants, right? 😉🍗
Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.
Commentary:
When you wake up and realize you've liked every Shakespeare fan account by accident 🍷🤦♂️📱
I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.
Commentary:
Oops, my mouth thought it was extra buttery popcorn! 🍿🙊
Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.
Commentary:
"Just trying to make stairs the next runway, one step at a time! 💃📏😂"
Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.
Commentary:
Sounds like I should start a support group for those who can't handle the truth! 🤣 #TruthHurts
Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
Commentary:
Maybe I'm just here for the popcorn and inevitable pie fights! 🎪🤡🍿
Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.
Commentary:
Toddlers have life goals figured out: sleep like a cat, eat like a king, and rebel like a rockstar! 😴🍝🤘
Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.
Commentary:
LinkedIn is the new Wild West where profile views are the ultimate showdown 🤠📈🔍