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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Live now on Telegram:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Trending via WeChat:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Just landed via Twitch:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Just landed via Pinterest:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Reported on Slack:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Live now on Twitch:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Just shared via Instagram:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Going viral on TikTok:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Just landed via Threads:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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