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Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Spotted on Reddit:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Making waves on WeChat:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Just landed via Discord:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Going bananas on Slack:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

Trending via Discord:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Just landed via Instagram:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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