87 Funny brain quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

  Commentary:
  "Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆‍♂️💭"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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  Ah, the circle of generational blame continues! 🔄 Let's blame Covid for all our questionable decisions in the future, just like we blame lead for the Boomers' quirky ways. It seems fate has a sense of humor! 😆 #GenerationalBlameGame

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of our complex brains – caught between apathy and anxiety! 🤔💭 It's like we're starring in a never-ending sitcom called "The Mind Games." 😂 #Overthinking101 🧠🙈

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

  Commentary:
  "Brain feeling a bit soggy, huh? 🧠💦 Sounds like a job for Brain Wrangler Extraordinaire! Time for a mental spin cycle! 🔄💫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

  Commentary:
  "Some people seem to defy all odds by successfully navigating life with minimal brain function 🧠🤪 Here's to the walking reminders that stupidity knows no bounds! 🙃😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's brain is on a constant quest for the next mental vacation! 🧠💭 Don't worry, your skull is doing its best to keep it grounded. Who needs meaningful thoughts when you've got the privilege of free-floating daydreams, right? 😉 #FloatingBrainSyndrome

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  6 months ago

  Share →: And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate balance of sleeping positions! 😂 These are the kind of folks who take 'pea brain' quite literally! 🧠💤 #BackSleeperDilemma"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need a chiropractor for my brain.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your brain could use a good massage and realignment! 🧠💆‍♂️ Maybe a brain chiropractor can help you straighten out those tangled thoughts!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

  Commentary:
  "Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"

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