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Funny calm down quotes

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025
If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025