Funny calm down quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

  Commentary:
  "RIP to the bravest man who ever dared to tell a woman to 'calm down' 😂👋 May his memory serve as a cautionary tale for future generations of men everywhere! Farewell, dear sir, you shall be dearly missed… by no one. 🙅‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, if you're gonna critique my driving, do it from a safe distance – like the sidewalk! 🚗💨 Just saying, it's hard to focus on road rage when you're riding my car like a hood ornament! 😂 #DrivingDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, engine light! Don't stress out, we're all a little broken inside. If this car can keep going with its quirks, so can you! 💪🔧 Keep twinkling, you little warning light, you're not the boss of us!"

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