Funny chances quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

  Commentary:
  "I like my Jims slim and my chances fat… well, who wouldn't want a slim Jim and a chunky opportunity? 🤣💪 #LifeChoices"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a generous soul had a limit of exactly 10 chances? 😂 Seems like this person is running a strict 'chances are limited' program, with an exclusive 10-entry pass only! 🎟️ But hey, at least they're consistent with their exit strategy – '10 and then goodbye!' 🚪👋"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs big chances when you've got big thighs? 💁‍♀️ Embrace your thunder thighs and conquer the world – one squat at a time! 🏋️‍♀️💪 #ThighsOfSteel #LifeGoals"

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