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Funny chances quotes

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

3 months ago

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

3 months ago

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

3 months ago

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

3 months ago