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Funny chances quotes

Funny chances quotes bring a playful twist to taking risks and embracing the unknown ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether youโ€™re about to leap into something new or just love a good chuckle about lifeโ€™s surprises, these witty gems will brighten your day and inspire bold moves ๐Ÿš€โœจ Ready to laugh while you dare? Letโ€™s dive into some humor that proves taking chances can be hilarious and rewarding! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŽ‰

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I hope the aliens arenโ€™t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Posted on3 weeks ago

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Posted on4 weeks ago

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