Funny chances quotes

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025