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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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Funny clerk quotes

Funny clerk quotes bring the everyday hustle of retail life to 😂 with a splash of wit and charm! Whether it’s dealing with quirky customers or juggling endless tasks, these hilarious lines capture the real vibes behind the counter 🛒✨. Perfect for anyone who’s ever worked the register or just loves a good laugh about the retail grind! Ready to giggle and relate? Let’s dive into the funniest moments from your favorite clerks! 🎉📋

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6 months ago
Share →: Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Commentary:
"Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Commentary:
"Dear customers, please don't forget to do the mandatory store-wide high five before you walk out! 🛒🙌✨ Who knows, you might just end up buying something you never knew you needed! 😄🛍️ #ShoppingAdventures"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Commentary:
"Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁‍♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉"

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Just landed via Messenger:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Making waves on TikTok:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Just landed via Messenger:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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