Funny clerk quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

  Commentary:
  "Dear customers, please don't forget to do the mandatory store-wide high five before you walk out! 🛒🙌✨ Who knows, you might just end up buying something you never knew you needed! 😄🛍️ #ShoppingAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

  Commentary:
  "Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁‍♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉"

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