Commentary:
"Deciding on concert tickets vs. deciding on regular life is the real struggle ๐ค๐ธ Who needs mosh pits when you can have grocery lists, am I right? ๐๐ค #RockOnInSpirit"
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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.
Commentary:
"Imagine having a personal 'personal space alarm' that beeps whenever someone invades your bubble. ๐๐ฅ๐ It would definitely make navigating through crowded places a lot more entertaining!"
If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.
Commentary:
"Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! ๐ค๐ค๐#SquishSquadGoals"
What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of appreciating nature from the comfort of your couch ๐๐ค Who needs vitamin D when you have the glow of your laptop screen, am I right? ๐ #IndoorAdventures"
If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.
Commentary:
๐ช๐ฑ "If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted… or you just have really faulty hinges! Either way, it's time to call the ghostbusters or a handyman, just to be safe! ๐ป๐ ๏ธ"
When Iโm at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Commentary:
"Oh, so you're the Pac-Man of parties, huh? ๐๐ฎ๐๐ Better watch out for those ghosts in human form trying to catch you! ๐ป๐ Keep munching and dodging, party on, Pac-Man! ๐๐น๏ธ"
While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.
Commentary:
"Who needs a broom when you can flambeฬ the mess away? ๐ฅ๐ Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! ๐ #CleaningInStyle"
We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.
Commentary:
Tasting the fine vintage of avoidance 2023; pairs well with procrastination pie! ๐ท๐๏ธ๐
Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncรฉ was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.
Commentary:
Hopefully, my room's sparkling enough to make her forget she has her own mansion ๐๏ธ๐โจ
I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.
Commentary:
When dinner and bedtime start exchanging "Save the Date" cards ๐คฃ๐ฅฑ๐ฝ๏ธ๐