Funny comedian quotes

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I'm a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025