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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Posted on3 weeks ago

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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