Funny comedian quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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