16 Funny complain quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

  Commentary:
  "When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'paranormal activity included' was a selling point? Time to ask for that ghostly rebate! 👻🏚️😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of criticism, a favorite pastime for the amateur philosophers and seasoned complainers alike! 🤔👏 From armchair critics to keyboard warriors, the realm of condemnation is a crowded one indeed! 😂 But hey, at least they're keeping the complaint department fully employed! 🙄💬 #CriticsGonnaCrit"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, if you're gonna critique my driving, do it from a safe distance – like the sidewalk! 🚗💨 Just saying, it's hard to focus on road rage when you're riding my car like a hood ornament! 😂 #DrivingDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the never-ending struggle of being a professional complainer! 😂 It's like a full-time job to stay discontented, isn't it? 🙄 Who knew finding new grievances could be so exhausting! 😅 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In Russia, the cold complains about you.

  Commentary:
  Ah, in Russia, even the cold has something to say! ❄️🇷🇺 Clearly, the cold is just not chill with your complaining skills! 😂 #ColdComplainer #RussianWinter

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a case of the grumpy Mondays! 😂 Better brace yourselves, folks, it's about to get 'Monday mood' up in here! 💼🙅‍♂️ #MondaysBeLike"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Monday – the perfect day to practice your Oscar-worthy whining and complain-tastic skills! 🙄 Remember to add in some extra melodramatic sighs for that special touch! 😂 #MondayBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even Prince Charming wasn't ready for the real Solesmate hunt! 👠🤵 Who knew glass slippers came with a hefty shoe closet too? Time for some sole-searching, Prince! 😄🏰

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

  Commentary:
  Seems like they want the cake and eat it, or in this case, complain about the portion size and still enjoy the finger food! 🍰🤭 #SizeMattersButFingersDoItBetter

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