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5 months ago
Share →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Commentary:
"Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hoodie when you can upgrade to a whole new ride? 🚗💨 Ladies, level up! #RealWomanGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Commentary:
"Want to assert your authority at work? Simply beat your coworkers to the punch by pointing out their sleepy eyes before they can even mention yours. It's all about that pre-emptive strike, folks! 💪😏 #OfficePowerMoves"
5 months ago
Share →: I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, why work hard at all? 😄 Looks like today, it's personality for the win! 💁‍♂️ #LetPersonalityShine"
5 months ago
Share →: I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of bad luck! 😂 Embracing the bad-boy vibes with a touch of self-awareness! 🙈 Keep it real, even if it's 'bad'! 😜 #BadAtEverything"
5 months ago
Share →: I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Commentary:
🤷‍♀️ Oh, she's bad alright… at parallel parking, following recipes, hitting snooze on the alarm multiple times… You name it! Looks like being a bad girl is just not her forte. Maybe she should stick to being good at being adorably self-deprecating instead! 😂#BadAtEverythingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person's nude game is so strong, they're a one-hit wonder! 📷😄 No need for an encore when you nail it on the first try! 💁‍♂️👌"
5 months ago
Share →: Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Commentary:
🤔 "Why settle for small talk when you can spark existential crises in strangers? Flex level: Social ninja." 😄 #UnforgettableEncounters
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the golden realization of not giving a poop emoji about those who don't appreciate your fabulous self! 🤷‍♂️ Stay unbothered and shine on, my friend! 💁‍♀️💅"
5 months ago
Share →: 11 out of 10 women are always right.

Commentary:
Well, if 11 out of 10 women are always right, then there must be some serious mathematical magic happening there! 🤔🌟 Who knew that the laws of probability could be bent so effortlessly by the powers of women's intuition and wisdom? 🧙‍♀️💁‍♀️ Sounds like the perfect formula for a harmonious household – just nod and smile, gentlemen! 😄👩‍🦰👵 #GirlPower