Funny constant quotes

I can't stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I can't stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I'm listening.

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025