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Funny constant quotes

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

2 months ago

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

2 months ago

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

2 months ago

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

3 months ago

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

3 months ago

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

3 months ago

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

3 months ago