Funny constant quotes

• I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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  3 hours ago

  annoyance, anxiety, awkwardness, bonfire, constant, douchebag, fear, going, guitar, humor, i, live, outdoor, party, show, social, social anxiety

• I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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  2 days ago

  agree, attention, comment, constant, humor, i, media, need, online, people, retweet, social, social media, stand, validation

• They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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  2 days ago

  bed, constant, constant roll, funny idea, gas, gas station, hotdog, humor, idea, invention, over, roll, rolls, should, station, tanning, tanning bed

• I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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  2 days ago

  agree, attention, comment, constant, humor, i, media, need, online, people, share, social, social media, stand, validation

• If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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  1 week ago

  balance, constant, done, family, getting, getting things done, humor, interruptions, parenting, responsibility, something, things, trying, work life, work-life balance

• Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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  1 week ago

  carry, communication, constant, everyday, everyday life, humor, irony, life, message, phone, right, technology, voicemail

• I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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  1 week ago

  awkwardness, being, constant, conversation, fear, humor, i, just, listening, live, repeat, say

• The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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  1 week ago

  accidental, constant, humor, life, lock, lock screen, screen, screenshot, technology

• Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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  2 months ago

  constant, ear, ears, hack, humor, insomnia, life, life hack, need, noise, ringing, sleep, sound, tinnitus, white, white noise

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