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4 weeks ago
View →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.
4 months ago
View →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.
4 months ago
View →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.
4 months ago
View →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.
5 months ago
View →: If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.
5 months ago
View →: Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.
5 months ago
View →: I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.
5 months ago
View →: The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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