Funny constant quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

  Commentary:
  "🙄 Can we get a like, comment, and retweet for this relatable callout? It's like some folks have a 'like' button for a self-esteem boost! 🤷‍♂️ Let's show some love for the validation seekers out there, one click at a time. 😂 #NeedMeALittleLike"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁‍♂️ #confidenceiskey"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: Because who needs a moment of peace and quiet anyway? 🤪👶📚 Just when you think you're on a roll, here comes another interruption ready to steal the show! 🚼🔇 #ParentingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

  Commentary:
  📞 "Isn't it funny how we pretend our phones have a life of their own? 'Sorry, can't make it to the phone right now.' Really? Your phone is out there living its best life without you! 😂 Maybe we should all start leaving voicemails for our phones too, just to keep the communication alive. Who knows, they might start texting us back! 🤳 #PhoneEqualsLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

  Commentary:
  I feel this quote on a spiritual level 🙉😂 It's a true struggle trying to balance intense focus and social interactions without giving away that you were actually daydreaming about what you're having for dinner 🤔🍕 Just smile, nod, and hope for the best! 🤣 #SelectiveHearingStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a horoscope when you have accidental lock screen screenshots as your guiding star? 🌟📸 Just when you thought your phone had your back but turns out it's just photobombing your life! 📱😅 #AccidentalScreenshotsStruggles"

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