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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Trending via WeChat:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Going viral on Threads:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Broadcasted on Threads:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Breaking via Threads:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Making waves on Instagram:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Making waves on Slack:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Shared recently on Discord:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Spotted on Telegram:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Reported on Pinterest:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Trending via WeChat:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Reported on Instagram:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Trending via Messenger:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Trending via Messenger:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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