Funny cuddle quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

  Commentary:
  "Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops! Accidentally rolling into singledom like… 🤷‍♂️💔 Gravity may bring you down, but at least it gives you a good excuse for falling out of love with your bedmate! 😂 #SingleLifeStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

  Commentary:
  "Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. 🤔🤗🚶‍♀️ #CrazyConundrums"

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