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Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Breaking via TikTok:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Going viral on X:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Going viral on Twitch:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Trending via Pinterest:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

Going viral on Telegram:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Spotted on Instagram:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

Trending via YouTube:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

1 month ago

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

1 month ago

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

1 month ago

call, dance, humor, Macarena, morning, music
No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

1 month ago

dance, feet, fun, humor, joke, life, pressure, shoot
I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

1 month ago

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

1 month ago

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

1 month ago

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

1 month ago

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

1 month ago

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

1 month ago

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20 shares on Messenger this month:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

76 shares on Threads this month:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Such is modern life. Mordor in our midst.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Just landed via Facebook:

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Breaking via Slack:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Seen just now on Discord:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Just shared via Instagram:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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