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Sounds like the microwaves have declared December 26th a national day of panic! 🌪️🎄📦
625 Funny day quotes
Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.
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🎄💔 When you give them your heart for Christmas, but they re-gift it like socks 😂👣
Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.
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When your social battery crashes harder than your phone on 1% at 3:59 p.m. 🤯🔋📅
You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.
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When your university friend is as elusive as the rarest Pokémon! 🎓👀😂
I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.
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I always knew American drama weighed a ton, but who knew it was only 90 kg! 🎭🤯😂
Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.
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Getting international attention for my car, but I just need a local miracle to fix it! 🚗🔧😂
The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.
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Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️
There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.
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Is this the day I find out my friend is secretly a superhero or just really good at coffee runs? 🦸♀️☕️👔
Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.
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Avoiding existential crises one popcorn kernel at a time! 🍿🎬🧠
Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.
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This is too sweet—I might just melt before Christmas! 🎄😁