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Looks like I've found my spirit animal in a T-Rex with a buffet obsession! 🍕🦖😄
625 Funny day quotes
If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
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Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! 💪👀😂
It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.
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When leg day turns into a smooth operator session 😆🪒🥳
WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.
At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.
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When you realize the soundtrack to your life is a solo! 🎶🤦♂️🤷♀️ #SelfDuet
Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.
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Rolling through life like a pro, but didn't realize I'm not actually going anywhere… 😂🐹🔄
I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.
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Looks like the cure for my ailments involves altitude and your charming company 🏔️😂✨
Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!
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Sounds like a sleigh ride through drama town! 🚨💏🔔#SingleAndReadyToMingle
Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.
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Just found out I listen to a band called "Who Even Are These Guys" more than I breathe! 🎧🤔😂
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
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As my new coach, Netflix is insisting on a marathon, but I think they misunderstood! 🏃♀️🍿📺