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Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️
629 Funny day quotes
There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.
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Is this the day I find out my friend is secretly a superhero or just really good at coffee runs? 🦸♀️☕️👔
Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.
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Avoiding existential crises one popcorn kernel at a time! 🍿🎬🧠
Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.
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This is too sweet—I might just melt before Christmas! 🎄😁
Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.
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Looks like I've found my spirit animal in a T-Rex with a buffet obsession! 🍕🦖😄
If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
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Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! 💪👀😂
It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.
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When leg day turns into a smooth operator session 😆🪒🥳
WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.
At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.
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When you realize the soundtrack to your life is a solo! 🎶🤦♂️🤷♀️ #SelfDuet
Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.
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Rolling through life like a pro, but didn't realize I'm not actually going anywhere… 😂🐹🔄