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When your search history has higher standards than your dating life 🍿📚😂
148 Funny decision quotes
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.
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Navigating new slang: the ultimate test of whether you're young at heart or just young at bedtime 😂🛌🧐
There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.
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Revive-a-cide: when you heroically save yourself from eternal boredom with a side of excitement! 🌟😄🚀
It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.
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Sounds like a win to me! Nothing lowers stress like avoiding mysterious creatures in the closet. 😅🎉
You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.
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Sounds like my brain deserves a refund for all those extra processing fees 😂🤔💭
I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.
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I feel you, sometimes the best reaction is a smile and a nod… followed by a facepalm 🙄🤦♂️
After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.
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If my bookshelves could talk, they'd say I'm shelf-centered and proud! 📚🤣🔇
People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.
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When my heart wants tacos but my brain says salad, it’s a real ethical dilemma 🌮🧠🥗
Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.
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Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆
Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.
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Procrastination level: expert 🏆🤔 Every day’s a new high score! 😂🛋️