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POMO: Pleasure Of Missing Out and seeing those crazy updates while you're chillin'. 😎🍿
148 Funny decision quotes
All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.
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Overthinking is my cardio, and I'm still out of shape 🧠🏋️♂️🤷♀️
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.
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Ah, yes, nothing like choosing your own adventure just to discover you've picked the scenic route to Regretville! 😅🗺️🤦♂️
“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”
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Every time I leave the house, I'm reminded why sweatpants exist 😂🙈
I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.
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What a brilliant plan! Time to let my brain go on a mini-vacation! 🌴🧠😅
Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.
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Silent treatment: Level 100 achieved! 😂🤐💁♀️
Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.
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Congratulations on your new personal best in decision-making Olympics! 🏆🤪🎉
Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.
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When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸♂️🦸♀️💸
Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.
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Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆