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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.
While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.
Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.
Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.
Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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5 months ago
Share →: He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Commentary:
"Rest in peace, brave tickle investigator. 🕵️‍♂️ May your quest for gang members' ticklish spots tickle their hearts forever. 😂 #TickleMyFunnyBone"
5 months ago
Share →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"
5 months ago
Share →: Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Commentary:
"Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things? 🙈 Because, you know, I'm quite the enthusiastic participant in the art of 'doing things' myself! 😄 Who needs smooth lines when you've got hobbies, am I right?"
5 months ago
Share →: You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Commentary:
"Trying to keep up with the ticking clock during cardio is like playing a game of 'Beat the Minute' 💪⏰ Time slows down, sweat speeds up 😅 Who knew that a minute could feel like a marathon? 🏃‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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Oh, the audacity of technology trying to outdo Mother Nature! 🌱🍔🐮 Looks like cows might soon be filing a complaint for copyright infringement! 🤣 #PlantPower #BurgerRevolution
5 months ago
Share →: Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Commentary:
"Insomnia: when your brain decides to throw a party at 3 AM, but the rest of you isn't invited 🌙😴 #SleepStruggles #NightOwlLife"
5 months ago
Share →: “Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Commentary:
Oh, the never-ending cycle of dishwashing – a true test of our endurance and dedication to cleanliness 🧼♻️ It's like Groundhog Day, but with plates and forks! They must be wondering why we keep giving them such a thorough spa treatment only for them to be filled with food crumbs shortly after 🍽️🚿 #DishLife
5 months ago
Share →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous
5 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic dishware dilemma – the battle of the sink supremacy! 🍽️💦 Who will emerge victorious in this soapy standoff? Will the dishwashing champion yield to the sneaky underdog? The tension is palpable, the stakes are high – it's the ultimate showdown in the kitchen sink arena! 🤣 #SudsyShowdown
5 months ago
Share →: I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Commentary:
"Talk about being willing to go the extra 'spin cycle' for someone! 🧺💕 Who knew laundry could be so seductive? Sounds like this person is hoping to get 'folded' into someone's heart on the daily! 😂✨ #LaundryLove"