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Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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Jan 31, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Spotted on Reddit:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Seen just now on Slack:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Just landed via WeChat:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Making waves on Messenger:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Just landed via WeChat:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

95 shares on YouTube this month:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

16 shares on Slack this month:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

67 shares on Threads this month:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Live now on Twitch:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Spotted on X:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Just shared via Instagram:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Making waves on Reddit:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Going viral on Reddit:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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