Funny drops quotes

• The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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  2 months ago

  after, attitude, bathroom, concern, confidence, drops, embarrassment, even, humor, lion, masculinity, pee, shake, shower, small, sure, urinal

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• Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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  2 months ago

  cough, drop, drops, floor, hard, humor, joke, mouth, observation, think, wordplay

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• Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

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  3 months ago

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