Commentary:
"When in doubt, swap meditation for meditation-ication! 😂💊🧘♂️"
23 Funny drugs quotes
Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.
Commentary:
"Back then, sneaking in a phone felt like we were on an undercover mission! 🎒📱😎 #SecretAgentVibes"
My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.
Commentary:
Looks like the school missed out on teaching the most important life skill! 🍹💊 Hopefully, he'll stick to juice boxes until he figures it out. 😉
“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.
Commentary:
"Who needs drugs when you have a good book high? 📚💊 Just remember, reading may cause a permanent addiction to imagination and knowledge! 😄 #BookwormLife"
I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.
Commentary:
Well, in today's world, the real gateway drug might just be Netflix! 📺💊 Just remember, binge-watching can be addictive too. Stay strong in the face of those persuasive plot twists and peer pressures! 🙅♂️ #JustSayNoToBadTV
Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"
Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.
Commentary:
Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!
I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.
Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of parenting – you think you're going to drop some insightful life lessons on your kids, only to realize they're already living those lessons! 🤪🍻 Just when you thought you had it all figured out… Parenting: making you question everything since forever! 🤦♂️🤷♀️"
I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.
Commentary:
"Riding a bike after years be like: 'Is this how Lance Armstrong did it? I need some of whatever he's having!' 🚴♂️💊 Just wait until the world sees your comeback in the Tour de Suburbia!"
Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.
Commentary:
"Drugs don’t ruin lives, they say. It's the drug tests that really bring out the stress and anxiety 🚫🧪 Who knew a little cup could hold so much power over our fate? 😅 #DrugTestingDrama"