35 Funny employment quotes

• I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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  2 months ago

  advice, employment, financial, financial advice, generational, generational wealth, guys, humor, i, joblessness, recommend, recommendation, wealth

• The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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  2 months ago

  bar, employment, gaps, humor, job, job search, resume, search, space, space bar

• People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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  2 months ago

  backup, before, brave, employment, fear, having, job, jobs, nothing, people, quit, risk, scared, work

• 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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  2 months ago

  activity, career, employment, gap, humor, job, job search, just, karate, resume, search, skills, year

• “Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, employment, harder, humor, job, okay, personality, self-awareness, tattoo, well

• Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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  2 months ago

  employment, environment, great, honesty, humor, interview, job, job interview, lie, lying, sarcasm, work, work environment, workplace

• I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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  2 months ago

  agree, broke, employment, equality, generation, good, humor, i, job, jobs, love, misconception, people, previous, society, stereotypes, tattoo, work

• The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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  2 months ago

  another, employment, finding, humor, i, job, problem, want, work

• Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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  2 months ago

  another, boss, employment, great, humor, irony, job, me, never, sarcasm, work, workplace

• No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, doing, employment, gap, humor, interview, job, job interview, me, moment, question, resume, tell

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