47 funny except quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Mar 27, 2026

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Mar 27, 2026

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Mar 27, 2026

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Mar 26, 2026

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Mar 26, 2026

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Mar 26, 2026

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Mar 26, 2026