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47 Funny except quotes

Funny except quotes bring a twist to everyday sayings that make you stop, laugh, and think twice 😂✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your feed, these clever lines turn the usual into something unexpectedly hilarious 🤪🔥 Get ready to enjoy a fresh dose of wit and humor that’s anything but ordinary!

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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