72 Funny existential quotes

• Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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  anxiety, anxious, brain, confusion, everything, existential, humor, i, matter, need, nothing, thought

• It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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  1 month ago

  cost, existential, humor, Monday, motivation, procrastination, sarcasm, workweek

• Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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  1 month ago

  absurdity, conversation, crisis, excuse, existential, existential crisis, finish, food, going, humor, irony, me, question, sir

• ‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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  alone, die, dying, existential, going, group, humor, life, okay, project

• How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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  crisis, cult, direction, existential, existential crisis, humor, i, life, need, recruitment, self-help

• “Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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  confusion, consciousness, existential, experience, good, humor, i, primate, turn, well

• My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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  adult, adulthood, believe, childhood, door, doors, dread, existential, existential dread, expectations, gain, humor, ID, irony, lava, led, me, passageway, quicksand, secret, secret passageway, serum, trap, trap door, truth, truth serum, weight, weight gain

• Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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  1 month ago

  anything, descent, existential, humor, madness, request, want

• My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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  Earth, existential, humor, life, love, relationship, soulmate, wondering

• Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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  absurdity, cake, existential, food, humor, i, imagine, know, nothingness, rice, rice cake, still, taste, thanks

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