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Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Just landed via Facebook:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Going bananas on Slack:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

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58 shares on Reddit this month:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

12 shares on Slack this month:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sick of living through history!

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

Going viral on WeChat:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Making waves on Facebook:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Just shared via Snapchat:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Shared recently on Threads:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Seen just now on Slack:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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