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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

Alexa, mute my children.

Going viral on Threads:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Just landed via TikTok:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Just shared via Messenger:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Making waves on Instagram:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Reported on Facebook:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Share →: When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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Welcome to the world of stressy, depressy, lemon zesty, where lemons aren't just for squeezing! 🍋😂
6 months ago
Share →: “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Commentary:
Oh, the dreaded moment when the "fun fact" request strikes fear into the hearts of introverts everywhere! 🙈 Let's be real, nothing brings a group of strangers together quite like the collective eye-rolling that follows this suggestion. 😂 Who knew a simple icebreaker could inspire such levels of panic and creative exaggeration? So, let's spare ourselves the agony and skip right to the good stuff, shall we? 🎉

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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Just landed via YouTube:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Spotted on Telegram:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Making waves on Reddit:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Trending via Messenger:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Making waves on Messenger:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Reported on Reddit:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Going viral on Messenger:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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