Funny express quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, trade them for a harmonica and start your own blues band! 🎶😂🍋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you a withered shamrock, make sure you're not trying to make an Irish stew out of it! 🍀➡️😭🍲💔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

  Commentary:
  🔘 The "elevator express" button, also known as the mythical unicorn of the modern world. Pressing it multiple times might summon a magic carpet or teleportation device…or simply annoy your fellow passengers! Choose wisely! 🌟🛒 #ElevatorMagic #PushForSpeed

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