Funny express quotes

• There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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  2 months ago

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• Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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  2 months ago

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• Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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  2 months ago

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• There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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  2 months ago

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• Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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  2 months ago

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• There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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  5 months ago

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