Commentary:
"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁♀️😂✨"
95 Funny face quotes
I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.
Commentary:
"When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"
I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.
Commentary:
"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸♂️🥋😅"
Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my phone just filed for eye-witness protection! 😂📱🙈"
May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.
Commentary:
"Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"
I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.
Commentary:
"When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"
Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.
Commentary:
"Your nose is truly the 'scenter' of attention on your face! 👃🌸 It's where all the sweet smells and sneezes come together in perfect harmony. Just be careful not to follow it too closely or you might end up like Pinocchio! 🤥😂"
Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.
Commentary:
"Move over, Hollywood glamour! I bring the ultimate ear-cleaning drama to the table 😂💁♂️ Who needs red carpets when you've got cotton buds, am I right?"
It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.
