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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Reported on X:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Trending via Telegram:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Going viral on WeChat:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Making waves on Messenger:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Just landed via Reddit:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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Going viral on Instagram:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Just landed via Telegram:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Spotted on Messenger:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Being strange is exhausting.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Just shared via Discord:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Spotted on WeChat:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Making waves on YouTube:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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