Commentary:
"Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"
965 Funny food quotes
The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.
Commentary:
"Who needs expensive meals when you can feast on dreams instead? 💤🍽️ #NapTimeDinnerGoals"
Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.
Commentary:
"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"
The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.
Commentary:
"Clearly a culinary artist at work here! 🍞🎨 Who knew breakfast could be so avant-garde? Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new food art movement: Jamism! 😂 #BreakfastGoals"
Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.
Commentary:
"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal quest for crucial life data! 📊🥜🍞 Just imagine having a dedicated stats screen for essential metrics like toastiness levels of English Muffins or the precise ratio of peanut butter to muffin! 🤔📈 If only there was a dashboard that could quantify our culinary adventures in such delicious detail! 🥪🤓 #SnackStatsGoals
Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.
Commentary:
🍝 "Pasta: the ultimate comfort food that never ceases to amaze with its endless carb-filled possibilities! It's the love affair that never fizzles out. Who needs a soulmate when you've got noodles, am I right? 😋 #CarbLoverForLife"
For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.
Commentary:
"Clams: the original master of hiding in plain sight and making us work way too hard for a tiny snack! 🐚 Maybe they're just teaching us a lesson in the art of patience and perseverance 🤔 or perhaps they're just clamming up when it comes to sharing their goodies! 😄"
McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.
Commentary:
"McDonald's just found the secret formula for promoting good health: empty your wallet, not your stomach! 🍔💸 Who knew health could come with a side of financial wellness? 😄🥗 #McDiet"
My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.
Commentary:
Ah, the wonderful season of Spring, where the delicious aroma of cinnamon rolls fills the air! 🌷🌀 Who needs flower blossoms when you have warm, gooey rolls to brighten up your day? Embrace the true essence of Spring with a delightful swirl of sweetness! 🌺🥖 #SpringRollsForTheWin