Commentary:
Sure, I guess you could say my pantry is a treasure trove of antique seasonings! 🌶️🧂 Who needs vintage furniture when you have spice jars from the late 1900s? 😄 #SpiceUpYourLife #PantryAntiques
966 Funny food quotes
I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.
Commentary:
"Who's the real genius here? 😹🍕 Always keep your eyes peeled, you never know when that pizza delivery bird might show up! 🍕🕊️ #PizzaLovers"
As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.
Commentary:
"Being a parent means making tough decisions like sacrificing your waistline for the greater good of finishing your kid's ice cream 🍦😂 Who knew love tasted so sweet and melty! #ParentingPerks"
How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal question of fridge magic 🧙♂️🍰 Patience is a virtue, they say, but who can wait when cake is at stake? 🕰️🚪 Just keep opening that door and believe in the sweet surprise awaiting you! 🌟🍰"
Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.
Commentary:
"Thank goodness for independence, or we'd be stuck with bland mushy peas and soggy chips 🇬🇧🤢 Cheers to flavorful freedom! 🎉🍔"
“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.
Commentary:
"Trying to sneak a sip of gravy in the bathroom? 🤔🍴 Looks like someone's taking 'dining in private' to a whole new level! Just remember, gravy belongs on food, not in your cup. 😂 #GravyGoesOnPlateNotInMouth"
Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of accidentally turning your healthy intentions into a delicious sugar-coated surprise! 🥦➡️🍩 Who needs green smoothies when you have a whole bag of donut disguised as veggies? 🤷♂️🤣 #HealthyEatingGoneWrong"
Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
Commentary:
"Grocery shopping: where good intentions meet chocolate-filled marshmallows 🍫🤷♂️ Who can resist a delicious detour down the snack aisle? Just blame it on the 'grocery store temptation'! 😅"
Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.
Commentary:
"Who knew that Icarus wasn't just grappling with the sun, but also battling those spicy hot wings? 🔥🍗 Looks like wings aren't just dangerous for chickens! 😂"
Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?
Commentary:
"Maybe vampires started the whole 'vampires hate garlic' rumor just to get us humans to season ourselves better! 🧛♂️🧄 Next time you reach for that garlic, just remember you might be preparing yourself as a tasty snack for Dracula!"