Funny fuel quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Who needs caffeine when you’ve got misanthropy for that extra kick! ☕️🤨 Fuel your day with a good ol’ dose of bitterness and sarcasm. Just don’t forget to sprinkle in some humor along the way! 😏 #MisanthropyPower”

  2 months ago

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  Commentary:
  🔥🎸 “Oh, bringing an acoustic guitar to a bonfire? Guess someone’s planning a musical blaze…or just really wants s’mores in a rock ‘n’ roll style! 🤘🏼🔥”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Looks like you’ve got enough sigh power to light up the whole neighborhood! 💨💡 Better watch out for any sudden gusts of sarcasm coming your way! 😂”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Me, casually strolling in with a bottle of gasoline: Oh, just doing my bit to ignite the party! 🔥😄 #HelpfulIndeed”

  4 months ago

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