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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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69 but we both just farting.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Just landed via Telegram:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Just landed via X:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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