129 Funny God quotes

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Rolling with laughter at this one! 🌿😂 My joints are very supportive of this message! 😜💨

  God, gratitude, humor, i, joint, joints, law, marijuana, medical, medical marijuana, need, pain, pain relief, relief, state, state law, thanks

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like we’ll have plenty of corn, but you might want to avoid eye contact 🌽🤔🗡️

  God, gods, harvest, humor, man, me, next, sacrifice, speak, superstition, threat

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my shopping cart wishlist praying 😂🛒✨

  desire, frustration, God, humor, i, let, life, me, once, plea, please, prayer, want, wish

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  That essay is a wild ride through the land of confusion, powered by 100% human creativity! 🎢🤪📝

  AI, bless, blessing, chance, confused, confusion, essay, God, humor, rambling, student, used, writing, zero

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Praying to the Wi-Fi gods for strong signals today! 📱🙏😂

  another, daily, daily routine, day, God, gratitude, humor, routine, screen, screen time, technology, thank, thank you, time

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  When the universe says 'shop till you drop,' but your wallet says 'drop till you stop' 🛍️😅💸

  coping, coping mechanism, girl, God, humor, mechanism, relief, shopping, stress, stress relief

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  When God's life plan feels more like a rough draft than a final copy 😂✏️

  communication, divine, divine plan, feedback, God, humor, little, ok, open, plan, sarcasm

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  When you're so optimistic, even the universe needs a checklist! 🌩️🤞😅

  act, act of God, five-year, five-year plan, God, humor, life, life plan, only, plan, sarcasm, unpredictability

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to inspire heavenly panic with nothing but my charm and clumsiness 😇😅

  expression, flirtation, God, humor, i, nervous, oh, say, surprise, want

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