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Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,540

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Making waves on TikTok:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Just shared via TikTok:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Making waves on Messenger:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Seen just now on Discord:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

97 shares on TikTok this month:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

53 shares on Discord this month:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,512

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Going viral on Discord:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Going viral on Twitch:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Just shared via TikTok:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Trending via LinkedIn:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Going viral on Reddit:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Breaking via Twitch:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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