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Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Trending via Telegram:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Just landed via TikTok:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Double chins are better than double faces.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Funny grace quotes

Funny grace quotes bring a splash of humor to those moments when grace meets giggles 😄✨ Whether you’re saying grace before a meal or just need a clever twist on gratitude, these witty lines serve up laughs with a side of charm 🍽️😂 Get ready to bless your feed with a little playful praise and a whole lot of smiles! 🙌🎉

New funny grace quotes 👇

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

4 days ago

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

5 days ago

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

5 days ago

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

2 weeks ago

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

2 weeks ago

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

2 weeks ago

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

2 weeks ago

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62 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

18 shares on Slack this month:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

39 shares on X this month:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Breaking via Telegram:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

Just landed via Slack:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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