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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Making waves on Discord:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Funny grace quotes bring a splash of humor to those moments when grace meets giggles 😄✨ Whether you’re saying grace before a meal or just need a clever twist on gratitude, these witty lines serve up laughs with a side of charm 🍽️😂 Get ready to bless your feed with a little playful praise and a whole lot of smiles! 🙌🎉

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4 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Commentary:
"Trying to maintain sanity in a world gone mad? Just remember, it's all about gracefully tiptoeing on the fine line between genius and madness! 🤪✨ #insanelygraceful"
5 months ago
Share →: The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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Well, attempting to navigate life with grace and dignity is like trying to wrangle a herd of unruly unicorns 🦄🦄. It's a delicate dance of balancing on one foot while juggling flaming marshmallows 🔥🔥. But hey, as long as you've got your sense of humor intact, you're halfway there! 😄 #LifeGoals #GracefulMess
6 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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"Embracing your inner insanity with elegance – the ultimate survival strategy in the face of life's endless 🐮💩! Who needs sanity when you've got style and a touch of madness? 😜👑 #GracefulInsanity"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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"Ah, the modern struggle of elegance meets technology! Graceful yet slightly prone to gravity's surprises 😂📱💁‍♀️ Who said being a lady was easy, right?"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: “You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Commentary:
"Being graceful is overrated anyways, who needs it when you have spunk and sass? 💁‍♀️ Keep strutting your fabulous self – grace can take a hike! 😜👠 #NoGraceNoProblem"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Commentary:
"Move over, Audrey Hepburn! This modern queen knows how to rock style and fries simultaneously 🍟👑 #FashionablyHungry"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of falling with finesse! 💁‍♂️💢 Practice makes perfect, even when it involves falling on your head repeatedly. Who said learning new skills can't be hair-raising? 🙃 #HeadOverHeelsButNotLiterally"

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Breaking via Threads:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Seen just now on Twitch:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Just landed via Discord:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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