Funny gray quotes

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  14 hours ago

  Share →: “Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

  Commentary:
  Fifty shades of e-musement right there! 😂🎨👀

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

  Commentary:
  Oh, don't be afraid to ask the tough questions – especially when it comes to the color spectrum of "gray" and "grey"! 🤔 Who knew language could be so colorful (or should I say, "colourful")? 🌈 Embrace the mystery and show those vowels who's boss! 💪 #SpellingShenanigans

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hair dye when you can just embrace your 'wisdom highlights'? It's like your hair is trying to tell you, 'Hey, I may be gray, but I've got all the answers!'"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

  Commentary:
  "Meeting your older sister is like walking into a live-action reality show called 'Gray Hair Chronicles'! 🤣👵 Can't wait for the inevitable 'silver lining' jokes she's got up her sleeve! 💁‍♀️✨"

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