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When your surgical assistant goes on a coffee break mid-surgery 😂🫀☕️
73 Funny heart quotes
People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.
Commentary:
So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
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When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️
I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.
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"Forever young at heart, but my joints got the senior discount! 🧒💔🧓😂"
The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.
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"Ah, so heartbreak is just the universe’s weird way of giving us a performance review! 🚀💔😄"
“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”
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"Taking advice from my heart is like getting directions from a GPS with a crush on that bakery down the street! 🧭💖🥐"
I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.
Commentary:
"That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"
The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.
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"When your heart and stomach are in a heated debate over that last slice of pizza. 🍕❤️🤔"
What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”
Commentary:
💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️
No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.
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Commentary:
"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"