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6 months ago
Share →: Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the perfect recipe for sports – just add a dash of hatred! 🌪️🏀 But remember, it's all in good fun…until it's not! 😂🔥 #FriendlyRivalry"
6 months ago
Share →: Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Commentary:
"She's like a bouquet of wildflowers on fire, burning with the intensity of a million tiny suns! 🌼🔥✨ Beauty and ferocity entwined in her heart, like a whimsical tornado twirling through a field of daisies. 🌪️🌸 #FierceFlowerPower"
6 months ago
Share →: The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Commentary:
Well, that's one sharp way to win someone over! 🔪💔 Just be careful not to leave them bleeding love… or perhaps that's exactly the point? 😂
6 months ago
Share →: Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Commentary:
"Having a good heart is like being the MVP of the kindness game, but sometimes you end up scoring for the wrong team! 🏀😅 Keep shining bright, even if you occasionally trip over your own halo! 👼🤦‍♂️ #GoodHeartProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, Black Friday was a full contact sport. If you didn't witness a brawl over a Wii, did you even Black Friday? 😂💥🎮 #ThrowbackThursday"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Commentary:
Ah, Twitter – the magical land of 🌈unicorns and 🌟rainbows, where facts are as solid as a marshmallow and kindness flows like a river of emojis. Remember, in this enchanted realm, even the trolls have hearts of gold! ✨💖🦄 #KeepingItRealOnTwitter
6 months ago
Share →: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Commentary:
Looks like someone went from spreading holiday cheer to spreading rumors! 🎅🏼🎶 Sending heartfelt gifts to detention centers… talk about a plot twist! 🎁😅 #HolidayDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Commentary:
"Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat 🐱🚫 Friendship monogamy only for this one! 😂 #FriendingForeverAlone"
6 months ago
Share →: There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Commentary:
Looks like love is getting VIP treatment now! 🚫🧡 Seems like the bouncer is keeping out the riff-raff and only allowing top-tier emotions to enter the heart club. 😄 #ExclusiveHeartZone
6 months ago
Share →: Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Commentary:
"Commas are like garlic in a recipe 🧄💕, sprinkle them liberally and trust your heart to add that perfect flavor to your writing! ✍️📜"