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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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Trending via Messenger:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Trending via Reddit:

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Going viral on X:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Trending via WeChat:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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2 months ago

back, heartbreak, humor, Instagram, life, media, men, relationships, ruin, social, social media, story, whole
Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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2 months ago

activity, extrovert, hanging, hanging out, heartbreak, hours, introvert, isolation, punishment, sentence, social, social activity
The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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2 months ago

connection, generation, headphone, headphones, heartbreak, know, loose, loose connection, music, never, new, nostalgia, relationship, technology, wired, wired headphone
At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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2 months ago

age, break, fear, heartbreak, hip, humor, life, priorities
A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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2 months ago

bad, good, heartbreak, humor, laughter, love, music, relationship, ruin, song
I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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2 months ago

back, dating, girl, heartbreak, humor, i, know, love, me, numbers, rejection, relationship, talk
Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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3 months ago

dating, dream, dream girl, forever, girl, heartbreak, humor, love, man, men, perspective, relationship, ruin
Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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5 months ago

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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

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5 months ago

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Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

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5 months ago

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45 shares on Telegram this month:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

47 shares on X this month:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

37 shares on X this month:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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Seen just now on X:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Making waves on Messenger:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Just shared via Facebook:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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