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Looks like I'll be dropping it like it's lukewarm instead! 😂🔥🎶
118 Funny hot quotes
Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.
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When your mood swings join the weather channel! 🌡️😄🌦️
Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.
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Guess your new shirt is on an extended summer vacation! 🌞😅👕
Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.
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So they had both dolls and horsepower in the family! Talk about a match made in toy heaven. 🚗👠💕
Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.
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Sounds like you've got a PhD in Manifestology. Can I borrow your syllabus? 🔮😄
Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.
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Sounds like the "nice" thermostat is on full blast! 😎🔥
Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.
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Guess I’m on a word diet, but still on an all-you-can-eat hot dog plan! 🌭😂
Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).
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"Hot honey is to foodies what pickleball is to sports fans – everyone won't stop talking about it but I'm still confused 🍯🏓🤔"