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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Making waves on Reddit:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Trending via Discord:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Just landed via Messenger:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Seen just now on YouTube:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Live now on Discord:

Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Making waves on Twitch:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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23 shares on Messenger this month:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

55 shares on Slack this month:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

88 shares on Discord this month:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

72 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Trending via Telegram:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Just shared via Reddit:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Shared recently on TikTok:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Trending via Instagram:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Making waves on WeChat:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Just landed via Discord:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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