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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Just landed via Messenger:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Live now on Reddit:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Spotted on Twitch:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Breaking via X:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Going viral on TikTok:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Live now on Messenger:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Making waves on X:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Spotted on Facebook:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Trending via Discord:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Reported on Instagram:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Breaking via Threads:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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