17 Funny humans quotes

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Guns N' Roses: "Welcome to the jungle!" The jungle: "No more humans, please!"

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025