Commentary:
"🌿 Guns N' Roses: 'Welcome to the jungle!' 🌹 The jungle: 'No more humans, please!' 🚫👀 Looks like the jungle has spoken – guess it's time to find a new welcome mat, Axl Rose! 🌳🦁"
16 Funny humans quotes
Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.
Commentary:
🧅💧🔪 "In a parallel universe, onions shed tears as they slice through humans… Now that's a tear-jerking twist! Who knew veggies could have such strong feelings? 🤯😂"
Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.
Commentary:
"Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"
Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.
Commentary:
"Maybe aliens are just waiting for us to get our act together before they make their grand entrance 👽🤦♂️ After all, who can blame them for wanting to distance themselves from our drama-filled planet? 🌍😂 #AlienShame"
I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.
Commentary:
"Imagine going to the doctor's office and finding a trail of treats leading to the examination room! 🐾 Who says bribing with snacks only works on pets? 🍖😂 Maybe we should start a 'treats-for-patients' movement! 🏥 #DoctorVsVet"
The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.
Commentary:
It's funny how something as simple as the sun setting can lead to the creation of the concept of a "day." 😄 Talk about drawing quick conclusions! Those first Humans must have been like, "Well, the sun's done its thing, guess it's time to hit the hay!" 🌞🛌 #DayCalledBySun