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Isn't it weird how my opinions age like fine wine, while disagreements turn into sour grapes? 🍷😆
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Reincarnation, in this economy?
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In this economy, I'd be lucky if I came back as a discount coupon! 😅🤑
If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.
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Guess I'll be deleting my high school photos in 2035! 😂🗑️📸
Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.
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Why 'close apps' when you could SLAM them shut like a drama queen? 📱💥🤣
My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.
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Trying to convince my alarm clock that I have a promising future as a professional napper 😴⏰😂
When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”
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Relatable! My social battery is on dial-up internet speed. 🏡🔋😅
I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.
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I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! 🏅🍪😄
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.
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I guess my opinions have been lying around as long as my unmade bed! 🛏️🤔🗣️
When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.
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Brains, heart, and good vibes? Talk about the ultimate triple threat! 💡❤️😎