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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.
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When she asked for the moon, I gave her a moon pie instead. Close enough, right? 🌝🥧
Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.
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Sounds like a perfect plan for one long, hilarious roller-coaster ride! 🎢😂
Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.
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If superhero movies have taught me anything, it's that cities are built exclusively out of Styrofoam! 🌆💥🤣
Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.
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Batman really mastered the art of time travel fashion! 🕰️🦇🕶️
Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.
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Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways to cheat… and AI stood for 'Almost Impossible' 🤓📚
I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’
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My password is "incorrect," and my computer's sass level is now OFF the charts! 😜💻🔑
I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.
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Looks like my computer is the only thing getting its steps in today! 🖥️🤸♂️🛋️
Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.
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"Trying to sound smart but secretly consulting my phone like it's the dictionary hotline 📞🤔😂"
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
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When life gives you lemons, double-check the instructions before you start a lemonade stand! 🍋🤔🙃